The College Years

*Giggle* College rules.

Me for president! Free twinkies for all!

Tire swinging, cause I rule.

Me and Amanda, outside the tattoo parlor.

Me and the guy that did my tattoo.

Chase, drunk. Very.

Jamie. Hot. Ohhh baby.

John (BeeraClaus)with my sunglasses.

What I do when I'm not studying.

Sean, trying to split open the back of his bathing suit.

Me in a *gasp* bathing suit.

Jeremy, a random Navy guy. And a lamp. They didn't leave together.

Seth, another random Navy guy. And the same lamp.

Jeremy, getting friendly with a bottle of Mike's. 

Me and Jake, who hit on everyone that night.

Seth, his little brother Nathan, and another bottle of Mike's. 

Me and Bethany at about 6 in the morning.

The palmetto rose Jude gave me.

Me and Candice, cool.

Chris at Long John Silvers with my clip in his hair, ringing the bell.

Eryn being a dirty hippie.

Jesse in our tree.

Circumsising Jesse's sausage.

Eryn and Jessica attracting men.

My group, Halloween.

Bethany, Me, Manda, Halloween.

Me and Jude, Halloween.

Jude as a goofball and Liz as tragedy.

David as Quailman.

Me, way too goddam close.

John with a box of Doc Otis on his head.

Jordan, the amazing flying jew.

Jenni's mom, Jenni, Jessica, Sarah, me, parents weekend.

Jessica, Jude, me wrestling under the tree.

Jordan, Jude, me, Eryn, Jessica, Sarah on the steps of the library.

Jesse, Sarah, me, Jude on Jude's birthday, Nov. 12.

Me and Sarah, crooked.

For Jude's birthday, I dressed like a ho.

Derek, being passed out on the floor and painted.

Val, Jenni, Me, and Sarah before the winter formal.

Me, Jude, Jesse, Sarah at McDonalds before the formal.

Me and Jude at the formal.

Me too close again, courtesy one more time of Jude.

Happy birthday Jesse!

Jesse's strategically placed roadflare...

Happy birthday Jessica with the mysterious green cake!

Jordan and Sean in Sean's jacket.

Val (stage) kissing Amanda.

Val kissing...I mean, stage kissing...me on Jude's lap.

One of Jesse's infamous fireballs.

The boys trying to steal St. George Street, which is unfortunatly not cooperating.

Jessica, Liz, Jesse, Sarah, Sean, and myself.

Jesse forcing the demons out of Sean.

The haunted tile.

Kellum, R.A. on Ponce Lobby West. Sexy man!!

Jesse giving Sean a piggyback ride down St. George...scaring tourists.

Me reading The Philosophy of Andy Warhol.

Sean, tatertots, and ice cream.

Sean and Jessica, awwww!

Val, cute.

One night, I decided to make balloon animals. Jordan decided to umake them.

Disturbing boys.

What Jesse and I do when waiting for Sarah.

Also what Jesse and I do when waiting for Sarah.

Crabfight!!

The deer is loaded into the car. (Jessica and I wait on the side of the road.)

The deer is strapped onto the hood of Jesse's car.

Jesse recognizes the fact that there is indeed a deer on his car and is scared.

Sarah and I on eighties makeup night.

Jordan and the incredible lip swelling lipstick.

Ned before portfolio review.

Ned dressed like a colorblind gay man.

Sashimi. Scary.

Sean driving the carriage! Yay!!

Me and Chris

This is what samantha looks like after she's been rained on and when 
Sean is doing strange things.

And this is what samantha looks like playing the guitar
backwards.



The next closest thing to wedding cake...

Sean and Mike.

Roy, looking good as usual.

Demented. Truly. 

Jessica cleverly disguised as Sean.

Jesse cleverly disguised as a bubble.

The couch.

Cassie. Hands off boys, she's mine. :P

Our opossum abdeal whom Cassie did not kill dead dead dead.